The Post-Turtle Post

I'd give credit for this where it was due if I knew who originated this. Let me know if you know.

In Texas, now and then, you'll come across a post-turtle. A post-turtle is a turtle that someone has picked up and put on top of a fence post.

Now, when you see one of these, you know four things:

1. He didn't get there by himself.
2. He doesn't belong there.
3. He can't do anything while he's there.
4. The only thing to do is to get him out of this situation and send him on his way.

Don't look now, but we've got ourselves a post-turtle in the White House.